How do I get hunk’s nose out of book and into my fanny?

Dear Lexi,

I’M a 22- year- old single girl and I’ve got it all – all the latest gadgets and all the latest clothes.

I flick through mags like it’s a religion, following the latest trends.

The thing is that I’ve shagged most of the fellas in the small town where I live and really want some fresh cock. There’s this lad who’s moved in to the area and he’s a hunk. The trouble is, he always seems to have his nose in what look like clever books.

Knickers

I’ve never read a book in my life and my reputation has been built on my back. Lads often call round my house for sex. Rather than disappoint them, I drop my knickers and bend over the sofa.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy it and always orgasm. Sometimes it’s like a scene from a porno, especially if my pal is about.

We fondle each other’s tits for a while and then finger and lick each other’s fannies while the guys watch – beating their meat until they spurt hot spunk over our faces. We take turns to lick and suck their pricks back to full hardness before getting f** ked over and over again.

The other night we were down the pub and I was sucking a lad off under the table when I heard a posh, stuttering voice ask if we could keep the noise down.

I jumped up, bumped my head and knocked over the table and all the drinks on it.

I was faced by the handsome, bookish lad and wanted to say something cool, but, as I started to speak, the sperm I’d got in my mouth started to dribble down my chin.

He looked at me as if I was dirt and walked off. Now when the lads come round to screw me, I’ve started to go off it, thinking about this other fella.

How can I win him over now?

HA, south London

Lexi says…

SOD him, get back to doing what you do best, looking great and getting lots of sex.