You can stuff your Chinese dog sex toys We don’t need that sh*t

JACOB Priestly styles himself as a humble entrepreneur trying to make a buck in an unforgiving economy.

But that is a far from the truth as it is possible to be.

Because that man is a monster who is teaching an army of sex fiends how it feels to have sex with dogs.

He claims that by importing his vile Rampant Rovers sex toys he is merely providing an outlet for perverts to fulfil their sexual needs legally.

That is not true. He is encouraging these vile bestialists.

They should be getting help, not encouragement.

It’s difficult to believe that writing this is necessary but if you want to put your penis inside the vagina or bumhole of a dog then you are in the wrong.

Whoever in any way encourages or facilitates such behaviour is just as in the wrong as the perverts.

He is not saving hundreds of dogs from being interfered with, he is putting thousands of dogs at risk.

We know the Government has got a lot on its hands with the COVID and Brexit going on but there needs to be action.

Lifelike dog sex dolls should be banned immediately.

It’s bad enough that we have the coronavirus imported from China, we don’t need Rampant Rovers too.

WE have all had enough of lockdown.

It’s miserable, doing untold damage to the economy and it’s devastating our youth’s education.

But, sadly, it is necessary.

And while Boris Johnson has made many mistakes and errors – the virus isn’t his fault.

He didn’t make a supper out of a bat and start the coronavirus.

So while we applaud her spirit of good old-fashioned British defiance, we must admonish Betty Watson.

Shitting in Boris Johnson’s shoe may be funny but until we have finally won the battle with this virus there is no time for poo-based protesting.

We are on the final stretch, the vaccination is going well and despite what doom-mongers are saying, for once Boris’s boasts are ringing true.

He has provided a world-beating roll-out – just take a look over the Channel at our French cousins to see how it could have gone wrong.

So until we are back in the pubs, shops and schools we urge readers not to shit in any items of clothing owned by Boris Johnson.

Let’s save that turd for better times!