Rasher move: Pigs taught to play video games

CRAZED boffins have taught PIGS how to play video games!

Animal psychologists say they trained pigs Hamlet, Omelette, Ebony and Ivory to play arcade- style games.

The swine were able to comprehend that manipulation of a controller was connected to the cursor on a monitor.

They learned to play a rudimentary video game, despite them having a predisposition for far- sightedness and no opposable thumbs, instead making use of their snouts – “no small feat,” said researcher Candace Croney of the study, published in Frontiers in Psychology.

She added: “That pigs can do this to any degree should give us pause as to what else they are capable of learning.”

A 30- YEAR- OLD woman murdered her 20- year- old builder boyfriend – then served up his minced COCK in a stew to his workmates in Rabat, Morocco.

CORNWALL re- brands its traditional fish in the hope of making them sound more appetising.

The “megrim”, for example, will now be known as “Cornish sole”.

We can see the tourist board adverts now: “Come to Cornwall, for a taste of our sole”.

LOVE experts tell millions of Brits to prepare for our horniest Valentine’s Day in YEARS.

They say the lockdown means couples have a lot more time than usual to get jiggy on the big day.

Well, maybe. But we reckon it’s more because you can legitimately ask her to wear a mask and face the other way.

DISHY Drew Barrymore has revealed she has had sex in a car and LOVES skinny dipping.

The ET child star

( left), now 45, answered a string of “dirty questions” on a new episode of The Drew Barrymore Show.

Drew was asked:

“Have you ever totally got it on in a car?’

She squealed before saying: “Who hasn’t?” – although she did not reveal who exactly was with her in the vehicle.

Drew has had three husbands: Jeremy Thomas, Tom Green and Will Kopelman – and once told how she has been with “lots of women” as well.

During the segment on her show she was also asked: “Ever been skinny- dipping?”

“Duh, yeah! I love a good skinny- dip!’ said Drew, gushing that “I love it, it’s so fun!”