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Greenland star Morena is TOPLESS
anyone would consider organising a secret knees- up during the current pandemic.
One fumed: “It’s bad enough that we’re all locked down in the first place, and seeing people taking the piss just gets everyone’s backs up.
“But to have a band that is clearly cocking a snook at the troublesome patriarchy we are all forced to endure by this evil Tory government is surely the final straw.
“This, more than anything, makes you wonder why the Liberal Democrats aren’t in charge.”
Sunday Sport understands the party that Ora- lookalike Smith organised took place behind a closed fruit market in east London two weeks ago.
Around 50 guests attended the bash – despite strict COVID- 19 regulations banning “mass gatherings” of people getting together either indoors or outdoors.
It is claimed that some of them even refused to wear MASKS as they cheered on Little Micks – a play on Simon Cowell’s X Factor creation Little Mix – singing the Steps classic 5, 6, 7, 8.
Twitter user Joloyon Novak stormed: “I have nothing against dwarfs – I’m sure they’re all lovely people – but you just can’t take the piss like this.
“Rita Ora- lookalike – hang ur head in shame. How dare you have a party when no one else can?????
“EVEN WORSE, THEY SANG A STEPS SONG!”
It’s understood that the Metropolitan Police are now investigating.
Meanwhile, the real Rita Ora has been snubbed for ITV’s new series The Masked Dancer – with bosses instead targeting Strictly Come Dancing star Oti Mabuse.
The Masked Singer spin- off, ordered as a quick turnaround replacement for Britain’s Got Talent, is set to feature all the other regulars – Jonathan Ross, Davina McCall and Mo Gilligan, plus presenter Joel Dommett.
But Rita – who apologised profusely after throwing her own lavish party to celebrate her 30 birthday in lockdown – has not been invited back.
Instead it is hoped that Oti, the only Strictly pro to have won the competition for two years running, will bring some much- needed dance expertise to the line- up.
THERE’S nothing like a film about the end of the world to cheer you up when you’re in the middle of a pandemic.
So three cheers to Amazon Prime for Greenland, which tells the story of a comet, rather than a Chinese death plague, ending humanity.
Thrilled
Gerard Butler is John Garrity, a structural engineer in Atlanta attempting to rebuild his broken marriage to estranged wife Allison, played by Morena Baccarin.
The couple’s diabetic young son Nathan is thrilled by news of a comet due to make “the closest fly- by in history”.
But when John receives an alert announcing that his family have been chosen for “shelter”, it’s clear that bits of the comet are headed for Earth.
Next thing, “the sky is on fire”, Tampa is toast, and the Garrity clan are making for a military airfield to be sent to bunkers near the north pole.
Yes, it’s like most end- of- the- world epics – but this one stars Morena who, as she showed in TV’s Homeland and the 2008 movie Death in Love, has AMAZING tits!