Gemma and Arg’s £1million SEX VID deal
FIDGET SPINNER BILLIONAIRE OFFERS £1MILLION FOR KINKY VIDEO SHOOT
THE Gemma Collins sex tape saga took a dramatic new twist last night when the reality TV catastrophe was offered a MILLION POUNDS to make an X- rated vid.
Literally dozens of people, who clearly have not much to do, have been gripped by former TOWIE star Gemma’s did- she, didn’t- she home porn drama.
First Gemma claims she HAD made a sex tape while being grilled about her fascinating life story by fellow egomaniac Piers Morgan.
But the 40- year- old admitted later she had sold Morgan a pup and that there was no tape.
Now billionaire Bobby Atkins, who made his fortune from the short- lived fidget spinner craze, has offered Gemma a huge payday to make a tape for real.
Atkins, 35, who has a long history of making indecent proposals to celebrities, said: “A Gemma Collins sex tape would be the biggest internet sensation since Two Girls One Cup and, some unkind people might say, just as revolting.
“But I want in on this and I’m willing to pay top dollar.”
Atkins added: “But I want my money’s worth. For a start I want to lick out Gemma’s minge while her on- off boyfriend Arg rims my arse.
“Then I want Gemma to stand astride me and unleash a Niagara- style torrent of her steaming piss from her held- open mingeparts all over my privates as I furiously masturbate.
“In conclusion, I’d like to erupt my sticky white love- piss all over her breasts while she bums herself up the arse with a corn on the cob.
“Yes, it sounds a lot but a million quid is a lot of money. You know where to find me, Gemma.”
The sex tape story kicked off when Piers Morgan asked whether Gemma had held onto the sex tape that she’d mentioned in previous interviews.
She replied: “I might go skint one day, and I’ve gotta do a Kim K.”
But on Mel Giedroyc’s new Dave show, Unforgivable, to be screened this week, Gemma admitted that she made up the story.
She said “there is no sex tape” and it was “just one big fat lie”.
Last night a pal of Gemma’s said: “There is no way she will be taking up Mr Atkins on his offer.
“For a start, she does not even like corn on the cob.”