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‘He was ready to go again in 15 minutes’

Tina Fahey, 56, and Hayden Rogers, 25, Hull, East Yorks

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I MET Hayden on Tinder and he was the 10th younger bloke I’d hooked up with.

After my divorce I went on a few dates with men my own age and it was just so bloody tedious.

All they talked about was house prices, pensions, their divorces and their own kids.

I had just split up from my husband to get away from all that so it was the last thing I wanted.

Disappoint­ing

Even when they were worth jumping into bed with it was always disappoint­ing.

They weren’t in good shape and they were crap in bed.

Either they lost their hard on or they didn’t care if

I enjoyed the sex.

I’d had enough so I joined Tinder and started looking for some younger cock!

The first date I went on was with a 26- year- old and it was amazing.

He just wanted to please me.

He didn’t have much money and I had to pay for our meal but to be honest I didn’t care.

He was lots of fun and when he took me back to his flat I had the best sex of my whole life.

He was so in shape – his body was hard and so was his massive knob.

And he was ready to go again in about 15 minutes!

After that I decided I only wanted to shag younger men and I played the field until I met Hayden.

He is the love of my life and I am so lucky to have him.

He has a huge cock that is always willing to give me a good seeing- to and he is just so much fun to be around.

Orgasms

We are always laughing and I have had more orgasms in the last six months that I’ve been with Hayden than during my entire 25- year marriage.

My daughter was a bit freaked out at my new relationsh­ip at first as she is the same age as Hayden.

But they get on really well now and she is really happy for me.

Which is very important.

Kora, 44, 34GG, from Castleford, West Yorks

IN my work as a glamour model I am surrounded by lots of young sexy girls – and that means I get to meet all their male friends.

And some of them cannot get enough of a sexy older woman.

I can tell the ones who are interested straight away.

There’s a look in their eye when they talk to me and I can see they are thinking about what it would be like to bend me over and take me from behind.

When I see that look it’s not long before they find out!

Most men my age are shit in bed.

For some reason men don’t think they have to keep themselves in shape – but they expect to be shagging a woman who is perfect.

They’re so arrogant and think the sun shines out of their arses.

But they can’t get it up more than once a night and usually have big flabby beer bellies.

I much prefer young men.

They go to the gym and have six packs and their cocks are always stiff and ready to shag me.

They pay me lots of attention and always make sure I have at least one orgasm during a sex session.

One lad who was about 22 banged me seven times in one night! It was amazing.

These younger lads just want to please me in bed – and I’m not complainin­g.

They are desperate to make me happy – which is the opposite way round to men of my age.

Threesome

Once I even had a threesome with two lads in their twenties.

It was the most amazing night of my life.

It’s pretty difficult to explain how hot it feels to have two hot young studs giving it you from both ends at the same time.

I will never go back to men my own age now!

Sport?

A VILLAGE butcher says he’s now thinking about quitting the trade that’s been in his family for four generation­s after he was FIREBOMBED by “woke” loons.

Gary Dunoon’s family have run the butcher’s shop in Meffle, just outside the Cumbrian market town of Splint, since 1920.

But now he is seriously thinking about hanging up his meat cleaver and bloodied apron.

Gary, 49, sighed: “Dunoons have been selling meat in this parish since just after the First World War.

“But now I’m thinking it’s not worth it any more.”

The final straw came last week when what are thought to be militant feminists lobbed a half- arsed firebomb at the front of the shop.

The attack came after a hate campaign against the “phallic” sausages that Dunoon’s have sold for generation­s.

Gary told Sunday Sport: “I brushed off the campaign as a bit of silliness caused by birds who, frankly, probably just need a good, hard cocking.

“But when they go and start throwing firebombs, it makes you think.”

He added: “It was a pretty shit firebomb to be honest and didn’t do much damage but someone could have got pretty seriously hurt.”

Gary added that in recent years he’s been targeted by militant vegans, stroppy homosexual­s who objected to him selling faggots, and last year at the height of Black Lives Matter hysteria his black puddings came under fire from agitators.

He said: “We work our socks off to try and compete with the supermarke­ts but when you’ve got this going on as well, it makes you pretty despondent.

“Maybe these woke types will not be happy until this is a vegan lesbian bookshop.

“That’s the way that Splint has gone in recent years.

“I never thought that kind of nonsense would come to Meffle, though.”

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GREAT SEX LIFE: Tina and Hayden
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NOT GOING BACK: Kora loves sex with young lovers
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There’s been a postal hold- up but we waded into the reader pic pile and were rewarded with this amazing set from Tanya Adams of Basingstok­e, Hants.
Tanya, 34, said: “I love wearing low cut tops so blokes can admire my boobs. If I could, I’d go topless all day long but I imagine I’d be arrested.
“And that would embarrass my boyfriend, because he’s a copper!”
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– we’ll PHWOAR blimey! That was the cry that went up at the newly COVID- secure Sunday Sport Towers last week when we got hold of these snaps. There’s been a postal hold- up but we waded into the reader pic pile and were rewarded with this amazing set from Tanya Adams of Basingstok­e, Hants. Tanya, 34, said: “I love wearing low cut tops so blokes can admire my boobs. If I could, I’d go topless all day long but I imagine I’d be arrested. “And that would embarrass my boyfriend, because he’s a copper!” Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email reply straight back.
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Sunday readerpics@ sundayspor­t. co. uk
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TARGET: Family butcher Gavin
PHALLIC: The offending items TARGET: Family butcher Gavin

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