WHAT DO YOU think of BLACK FRIDAY

I LOVE Black Friday, me!

It’s really kind of all those huge retailers to give away all that stuff at low, low prices out of the goodness of their hearts. I always say that you know it’s nearly Christmas when it’s Black Friday! That and I’m a Celebrity being on the TV.

I love I’m a Celebrity, me. Mark Proops, Walsall

I SHALL be marking “Black

Friday” or, as I call it “Friday of

Colour” by taking the knee to remember all the victims of oppression and discrimination.

It’s frankly horrific that such an important day in all the lives of BAME allies like myself has been hijacked by big business to sell their shoddy goods.

And now I shall observe a minute’s silence to remember the victims of slavery.

Martin Norman, Islington

BLACK Friday? F** K OFF! It’s more f** king American shite that the simple- minded folk swallow hook, line and bastard sinker.

The same sort that send their f** king ugly kids out “trick or treating”.

Or the c** ts who say “train station”, or “gotten”.

The only good bit of American culture is that you’re allowed to shoot people who annoy you.

Barney Wilson, Crewe

I DON’T know about Black Friday but we used to have half day closing on Wednesday round our way.

Of course that’s another fine tradition that’s gone out of the window.

I really don’t know what’s happening to the country these days. Well, I do.

It’s all those they let in.

Still, you can’t say that these days, can you?

Eric Knott, Barnstaple

I GOT a 12- inch dildo for the special lady in my life in the Black Friday sale. Unfortunately, the lady in question did not know how important she was to me and in fact did not know me at all. So when I gave her the gift on the bus, after watching her from afar for many, many months, she just screamed and screamed. Women!