MRS BROWN’S BOYS KILLED MY KITTEN
Alan flew into rage over BBC plans for TWO festive specials
AFTER the damp squib that was Xmas 2020, Brits were looking forward to a better Yule in 2021.
But that’s been RUINED, thanks to the BBC.
Not only has the Corporation upset the Royals ahead of the festive season, they’ve also inflicted TWO Mrs Brown’s Boys festive specials on licence fee- payers.
And nobody was more upset than Mrs Brown- sceptic Alan Watson.
For the 29- year- old, from Biddulph in Staffs, was so upset at the prospect of a double whammy of Mrs Brown he battered his kitten to death with a HAMMER!
Single Alan said last
SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE night: “In a very real sense, Mrs Brown’s Boys killed my Starkey!”
Alan explained that he was reading the Christmas BBC lineup after drinking
“quite a bit of cider”.
Bollocks
He said: “It was all shit, shit, woke bollocks, shit. Then I saw Mrs Brown was on. That made me see red. And then I saw there was a SECOND episode planned.
“Have we not suffered enough over the last 18 months?!
“I tried to calm myself down but it was no good. The more I thought about it, the angrier I got.
“Then Starkey mewed for her tea and I just lost it, picked up a nearby hammer and battered him to death.
“The next morning I had a stinking headache and a dead cat bashed into the carpet. Cat gore is such a difficult stain.
“I’ve got a mind to send the BBC the cleaning bill.”
Many viewers took to social media to share their reaction to the BBC’s announcement of their Christmas lineup, with the network hopeful it will tempt viewers away from streaming services such as Netflix.
One wrote: “FFS BBC… come on, you cannot be serious?! You surely aren’t pinning your hopes for Xmas viewing on Mrs Brown’s Boys? The BBC has lost the plot! Pathetic.”
Another tweeted: “BBC1 must be desperately short of quality programmes over the festive period. Not one but TWO specials of Mrs Brown’s Boys. What sort of fresh hell is this?!”
Meanwhile another angry punter wrote: “Mrs Brown’s Boys is one of the unfunniest TV programmes ever made. Absolutely dire nonsense which the BBC seems to think is funny.”