WHAT DO YOU think of UK BACK IN LOCKDOWN
LOCKDOWNS are rubbish and very bad for your health.
All I did last time was spend loads of money buying loads of shit off Amazon and eating and drinking myself out of my mind.
I even ate one of the kitchen stools. Seriously. The end of one leg is still waiting to take its full intestinal journey to my toilet.
Patrick Maguire, Middlesbrough
SO they want to shut us all away again, do they? I’d like to see them try!
During the last one I was able to use YouTube to self- teach myself karate, right up to black belt level, with throwing darts and nunchucks.
Anyone even considering thwarting my liberty can expect to meet extreme violence. They’ll also meet my bull mastiff, Savage, who is trained to eat civil servants.
IF it stops this dreadful variant of the virus, why on earth would anyone complain about Britain going into another lockdown? I have no time for the grumpy folk who don’t understand that our Government always knows best, just like the BBC does, and Greta Thunberg. Personally, I’d be happy to pay 90 per cent of my income in taxes so that Westminster could further order me around and tell me how to live my life.
But then I am, admittedly, into S& M.
Peter Walker, Redditch
FROM what I’ve read, this new virus variant is called Omicron, named after the 10th letter in the Greek alphabet.
Well, we all know what the
Greeks like, don’t we? Feta cheese, moussaka, that pink fishy muck, and rough bum sex.
Essentially, Boris Johnson is quite openly admitting that he’s happy to repeatedly shaft us up the arse until we give up all hope. You heard it here first. We’re all gimps now.
George Giblet, Monmouth
I DON’T think lockdowns are as bad as some people make out. Having spent some time at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, trust me, when things get a bit hairy out on the wings, being locked in your cell is the best place to be. Especially if the reason you’re behind bars in the first place was to do with one’s trousers and undies accidentally falling down while lurking in damp foliage opposite the school hockey pitch.