I bonked wife’s sister during blackout ...now she’s left me and I want COMPO!
THOUSANDS of people are still without power after Storm Arwen toppled pylons and brought down cables more than a week ago.
For many people, that’s meant a return to the Dark Ages in the middle of winter, with folk in remote locations relying on woodburners to heat rooms and cook roadkill they have managed to scavenge.
But for 40- year- old Peter Williamson, the blackout has been even worse and it’s landing him in the DIVORCE COURTS.
Because, in the gloom of blackout, he mistakenly bonked his wife Jane’s more attractive younger sister, Emma.
And when candle- toting Jane went to investigate the sounds of humping, she found her hubby of ten years hanging out the back of her red haired sibling.
The resulting spat led to Peter being expelled from the family home, near Alston in Cumbria, high in the North Pennines, and forced to trek through snowdrifts to find refuge with pals.
Last night Peter said: “It was a mistake anyone could make. I was fumbling around in the dark and I felt something soft, that let out out little moan.
“I thought, ‘ Oh, it’s Jane’. She started to give me a blowjob, skilfully flicking her tongue over my glans while wanking my shaft.
“I thought, ‘ This is good.
Our Jane’s never done this before!’ Next thing I know, I were balls deep.
“Then the real Jane came in, holding a candle and I realised I was scuttling Jane’s sister, Emma.
“Now Emma is much more attractive than her sister and in a way I were glad to be giving her one.
“But Jane was less happy and called us all the names under the sun. To be honest, I think she’d been on the home brew.
“She let me stay the night but next morning she sent me out into the snow, telling me that once the crisis is over she wants a divorce.
“It’s going to cost me a fortune and it’s all because the power company had not got us reconnected. I want compo.”
Sunday Sport was unable to reach Jane for a comment last night.