Oriental hooker lets me plumb both holes

Dear Ava, I’M a 24- year- old plumber and have been working with the same gang of lads for three years.

Recently, we had a week in Birmingham and every night was party night at the local massage parlour.

One evening I had a lovely Chinese babe whose speciality was taking it up the arse.

It’s always a big turn- on for me to back scuttle the ladies because I have to confess I’m a bit small in the penis department and a bum hole is nice and tight.

Needless to say, I had a great time with the Chinese chick.

She said that to get maximum pleasure she must insert a strange sex toy up her fanny.

Slipping

So she put on a bit of a show, fondling her tits and slipping the toy in and out of her juicy hole.

Then she got on the bed and waved her cute little arse in my face – ready for me to get stuck in.

Once inside her I could feel the whirring sex toy in her fanny pressing hard against my dick.

She must have been feeling something, too, because she was moaning and groaning and telling me to f** k her harder.

I was gently pulling her hair and groping her tiny boobs as I watched my cock slide in and out of her tight bumhole.

And after about five minutes of pounding she went off like a rocket as I shot my wad of jizz up her.

She then took the sex toy out of her and told me to screw her.

My dick seemed to be bigger than normal as I stared at her glistening, bald fanny.

Then I licked her out before entering her.

She was talking dirty to me and said I was the best she’d ever had. Well, I felt like a king.

I loved sucking her lovely, firm tits and stroking her legs as I slipped in and out of her.

After about 10 minutes of banging into her I had the most intense orgasm of my life.

Showered

Afterwards, I showered down and she gave me a nice, long blowjob which she said was just to say “thank you” for such a good fanny and arse- f** king.”

I couldn’t get her out of my mind and arranged to meet her after work the next night, for a meal.

Afterwards she let me shag her in both holes on the back seat of my car.

Since then I’ve fallen head over heels and asked her to marry me, but she said she has to pay off debts of £ 10,000 first.

I could help her out, but that’s all my savings.

I’m not sure she’s worth blowing all my cash on though.

Do you think I should do it?

MG, North Yorks

Ava says…

NO, definitely not! She’s playing you for a fool.

There are plenty of girls out there who you will be able to have a good relationship with, who won’t ask for £ 10,000 first.

Swerve this gold digger, forget about the size of your knob, and get yourself out in the pubs and clubs, live a little and talk to some girls!