WHAT DO YOU think?

THIS WEEK: NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

MY main resolution and one I’m likely to stick to for once, is to never listen to Boris Johnson waffling on about nonsense ever again.

I don’t know who Peppa Pig is. I detest the word “boosterism”. And I have an ongoing, intense hatred for people in dark blue suits with loads of dandruff.

That said, would it have been any better under Jeremy Corbyn? No chance. He was bonkers. And have you seen his brother? No, fair’s fair. Well done, Boris. Four more years! Oliver Mandible, Wilmslow MY wife tells me I need to lose weight so whether I like it or not, we’ll be sticking to sensible portions of sensible meals with no snacks in between. Then, halfway through the month, I’m bound to catch up with the lads again, share a few beers and a couple of spliffs, and then scoff three doner kebabs on the way home. And a large parmo with chips and mayo. Pete Small, Colchester WAS it Einstein who said the definition of madness is to keep doing the same thing but expecting a different result? I think he has a point.

If you know what’s going to happen is not what you want, then rather than do it once more hoping for success this time, instead, avoid it, or just don’t do it in the first place. So the first thing I did on January 1 was to delete the underwater filter on my camera app. And I’ve thrown away my goggles and my season ticket for the local swimming baths. Biff Mooney, Exeter I’LL tell you what I definitely won’t be doing, and that’s buying a car. There are new rules which mean pedestrians and cyclists can step out into the road whether they see you coming or not, and it’s your job to avoid running them over. Thanks to speed cameras and “low traffic neighbourhoods”, the only fun left to be had in a car was running cyclists into the side of a skip, and now they’ve taken that away from us, too. Mike Uppingham, Islington MY resolution is to help to make sure 2022 is the year when a true revolution takes place across these fetid isles.

The Greens, the pinks, the Commies, the SNP, and what used to be the Labour party, will become one glorious coalition who will collectively destroy the Tories.

It can be done, and I know it can be done. My truth crystals have shown me, and they’re never wrong. Except in December 2019, when they showed the same thing.

Apple Carruthers, ( vegan), Brighton