WHAT DO YOU think?
THIS WEEK: ANGELA RAYNER, WOULD YOU?
I LIKE a lady with a bit of fire in her belly, I do. Someone not afraid of a bit of rough and tumble.
She reminds me of my wife. Always the first one to the bar, and never shy of an argument or sticking the boot in.
She’s a bloody tiger in bed, too. I can’t wait to have her back in the sack again, although I’ll have to wait as she’s a serving a ten stretch. Rhys Evans, Swansea DO you reckon Boris fancies a go at her? It wouldn’t be the first time he’s gone chasing tail, after all. I watched them at Prime Minister’s Questions last week and he seemed genuinely turned on by all the insults she was barking at him. It wouldn’t have surprised me in the slightest if the moment he left the Commons chamber, he’d stepped into his office, whipped his cock out, and gave it a furious Etonian thrashing. Mark Wycroft, Sandringham
WOULD I like to have sexual relations with Angela Rayner, given half a chance?
It’s a bit a dilemma, really. Sure, she looks and sounds like she’s got a decent set of lungs on her, and I’d definitely want her to leave the recycled plastic Dr Martens on in bed.
On the other hand, she reminds me a bit too much of Jamie bloody Oliver, and I really can’t stand that fat- tongued c** t. Carl Murray, Little Sutton NO, my friend. I wouldn’t even touch her with yours. Imagine it? “No, you can’t slip your todger in until you’ve branded ‘ I love Jeremy Corbyn’ on to your forehead with a hot iron.” There’d be a clause for fingering. A standing order for rimming. And probably a month- long ban from the Commons for trying it up the dirt pipe. No thanks. Rev Peter Wilshire, ret’d, Somerset I SUPPOSE in the House of Commons world she’s quite a hottie, but there are others I’d sooner have a go at.
That Liz Kendall is quite fit for an MP, too. Very fit. Great legs. Likes a short skirt. Now I think about it I’d love to wear her around my face like a nosebag.
I bet Priti Patel’s a demanding little madam in the bedroom. And it doesn’t take a huge flight of fancy to imagine Liz Truss dressed up as a dominatrix, either. Right, I’m off for a wank.