I was expecting see it-going-in FILTH, not this
CONMAN LEAVES DAVE WITH GARAGE FULL OF ‘ONLY FANS’
WHEN naive Dave Beerman signed up for Onlyfans he thought he was getting a direct line to the hottest porn stars stripping off and having sex on his computer screen.
Instead he ended up with a garage full of deskfans after accidentally signing up for a £ 200- a- month fan subscription service.
Nightmare
So he doesn’t get to watch the world’s hottest women stretching their tight holes on huge cocks for his cash, he gets a monthly delivery of a six- inch desk fan.
And he has no idea how to cancel his subscription.
The 56- year- old plumber from Glossop, Derbyshire, said: “I feel like I am trapped in a living nightmare.
“Every month the doorbell rings and there is another box containing a desk fan.
“I’ve got a garage full of the buggers and I can’t stop them coming.
“When I was signing up I thought I was going to get access to some serious hardcore porn action.
“I love women showing me their boobs and bums but I’ve never been able to convince a real one to do it.
“So when I read about this Onlyfans thing it sounded perfect.
“But I typed the address in wrong and signed up to a conman who charges £ 200- a- month for a monthly desk fan subscription.
“It had great big pictures of nuddy ladies on the site and everything.
“I haven’t had even a glimpse of gash and I’m £ 3,400 down and can’t cancel because the website has disappeared
“I feel so stupid and utterly humiliated.
“I can’t afford to sign up for the real OnlyFans while I am paying out for this so I am stuck fannyless and with a garage full of fans.
Furious
“All I wanted was some decent see- it- going- in filth, not this.
“I can’t even sell them on eBay to get some of my money back. They’re shite!
“I am furious but the police told me there’s nothing they can do.
“At least I can publicise this. Make sure you only type in OnlyFans. com or you too could end up trapped in a hellish fan subscription service.”