Give snurger a knighthood not c**t Blair

IT is a sad truth that the United Kingdom is divided as never before.

Remainers are pitted against Brexiteers, pro and anti-vaxxers are at daggers drawn. The Scots snipe at the English, southerners sneer at their “Red Wall” northern brethren.

Thanks to the machinations of Marxist agitators, the races are agin one another while religious strife is endemic.

The war between those who hate Mrs Brown’s Boys and the softbrained lunatics who lap it up goes on unabated.

The young resent the old, the old rail at the “woke” madness of the young.

But one statement unites all, across political, religious and racial divides…

Tony Blair is a copper-bottomed C**T!

Some of us have been saying this for years, ever since the grinning zealot seized power in 1997.

While the deluded masses waved flags and sang “Things Can Only Get Better”, we warned that the “Blair Revolution” would visit woe and destruction upon Her Majesty’s peaceful realm.

It gives us no pleasure to be proved right, spectacularly right.

The hollowed-out wasteland you see out of your front window is the work of Blair and his revolutionary cohorts.

Our land of warm beer, pealing church bells, gentle games of cricket and maidens pedalling cycles to church on the Sabbath was swept away for the phoney ghastliness of “Cool Britannia”.

But it was Blair’s adventures in Mesopotamia that ensured him a place in infamy.

When the truth about his dodgy dossier came to light, scales fell from the eyes of the deluded and Blair was exposed to all as the wrecking monster we had warned of.

Now, years later, in a blow to all that is decent, he is to be elevated to the Order of the Garter, England’s highest order of chivalry.

His elevation sullies this ancient institution.

That is why Sunday Sport supports a campaign to knight seat-sniffer Clinton Dennison.

Clinton has gone FAR more for his country than Blair and is infinitely more deserving of a gong.

Until Blair’s honour is rescinded, we shall cry ARISE, SIR CLINTON!