You’re twisting our melons, Boris!

DID CABINET REALLY PLAY NAKED TWISTER DURING HEIGHT OF LOCKDOWN?

BELEAGUERED Boris Johnson is facing new calls to quit after it emerged he took part in naked Twister parties with Cabinet colleagues during lockdown.

The troubled PM, already under the cosh for holding illegal drinks parties in his back garden, could finally be given the push by his party when they discover what else he got up to during lockdown.

In May 2020, while the nation was locked indoors and banned from getting close to each other, the powers that be were laughing in the public’s face.

Because instead of staying two metres apart they were stripped to their birthday suits and writhing together on a plastic mat, according to No. 10 sources.

The whistleblower told Sunday Sport: “I can’t hold my tongue any more.

“This has to come out. Boris and certain members of the Cabinet had a few too many rose wines after work and got the official Government Twister board out.

“It was initially bought during John Major’s reign, to settle Cabinet disputes over policy.

“But Boris and co were using it just for fun… naked.

“My Mum had an ingrown toenail at the time and I had to wish her well through the kitchen window because I couldn’t visit her due to lockdown restrictions.

“It didn’t stop her moaning about it on Zoom all the time, though.

Disgusting

“Anyway, I feel it is disgusting that Boris is getting away with enjoying games of naked Twister while the rest of the country was really suffering.”

A source close to Boris said: “This is balderdash. Utter piffle. Twister is far too working class for anyone at No. 10 to play.”