WHAT DO YOU think?
THIS WEEK: WHAT IF PUTIN INVADES UKRAINE?
IF Russia invades Ukraine again and the West does nothing, that’s it. It’s all over.
China will take heed and not just take Taiwan. It’ll annexe the entire south Pacific and move all its mining equipment to Australia, while New Zealand will become a giant paddy field. Putin will demand to be made life president of earth, the Chinese fella will think it should be him, so they’ll nuke each other to bits and the only thing left standing will be f*** ing useless panda bears. Igor Winsfield, Moreton WHY does anyone give a shit about Ukraine? And is it even “Ukraine”, or “the” Ukraine? Like “the Asda”? The last thing to come out of Ukraine that had real lasting effect on the world was billions of belches of radioactive dust from the Chernobyl disaster. That said, that tasty actress Olga Kurylenko comes from Ukraine and she’s a right sort. Naked in almost in every film she’s been in. And I should know as I’ve watched all of them three times. Georgio Grace, Walthamstow DON’T you think people should take a deep breath and count to ten on Putin?
As a communist myself, I believe he is acting in all our interests by threatening to cut off gas supplies to poor people and hospitals and constantly keeping a sly glint on the nuclear button.
If capitalist bastards refuse to accept being cold, starving and skint is a more noble life than radiators, cars and cash machines, then they deserve everything coming at them. Penelopovich Caterwaul, Ironbridge BACK in the heady days of Brexit there was a lovely young lady who spent her time in Brussels singing extremely bad songs to hordes of people who completely ignored her. Her ditties were on everyone loving one another in Our True One Europe – a place where money grows on trees and elections are for the little people. What’s strange is the EU and Russia can’t see that they’re a lot more aligned than they think. Send that girl to the frontline to calm the troops and embrace Putin as the Comrade he truly is. Frank Ketchupski, Basildon IT was the late Beatle, John Lennon, who sang Give Peace A Chance and if Our Glorious Jeremy had not been cheated out of his role as Saviour of Britain, perhaps we could. Jeremy merely wanted fourday working weeks, but Our Glorious Vladimir would do it far better with seven- day working weeks for no pay and torture for non- compliance.
That is the only way to preach peace. By systematically and ruthlessly beating it into the weakened flesh and bones of those who think they know better.