This ain’t art . . . it’s just SICK!
TAXPAYERS have given a group of grown men almost £ 20,000 to show their private parts to children aged as young as five. Nope, you read that right. You think the tax taken out of your pay packet at the end of the month goes on, maybe, defending our island, fixing the potholes, caring for widows and orphans, that sort of thing. Up to a point, yes. But 20 grand of it went to – and this bears repeating – a group of grown men to show their private parts to children as young as five. I just looked at my P60 and I paid a little over five grand in income tax on my salary last year. So every penny I paid to the taxman last year – and a lot more besides – went to a group of grown men to show their private parts to children aged as young as five.
Furious
I don’t know about you but that makes me F** KING FURIOUS! The loot is not being handed to a group of random “playground nuisances”, of course. It’s being given to a “theatre company” via that most rancid of public teats, the Arts Council. “The Family Sex Show” is described by Cambridge- based theatre company ThisEgg, as “an alternative to porn” and includes full- frontal adult nudity and stories about sexual pleasure based on the performers’ experiences. Sounds f** king revolting, even for a strong- stomached adult like me. But a promo for the show in Bristol boasts that it’s suitable for kids as young as five. NO! Full- frontal adult nudity is NOT suitable for kids of five. In no f** king sane universe is it suitable for kids.
Boundaries
The company claim their show will also explore “functions, boundaries, consent and queerness using songs and movement”. Oh do F** K OFF! I looked up Cambridge- based theatre company ThisEgg on an Arts Council spreadsheet. Their “The Family Sex Show” got a £ 19,250 handout. Somehow, someone paid a pretty penny paid by you and me, actually F** KING DECIDED this was a good way to spend OUR money. We have people cold and hungry in this country and the same witless c** ts from the public sector leftard blob who whine about the “evil Tories” are handing 20k to grown- ups to show their private parts to kids. How can something that would, rightly, get you a pasting from the nonce hunters if you did it in the park, be acceptable on a stage? A stage WE’RE F** KING PAYING FOR! This ain’t art, folks… In fact, a five- year- old could tell you what this shit is!