YOU DON’T SEE THAT ON CENTRE COURT!
World Dogging Championship takes place on Wimbledon Common
THE cries of ‘ new balls’ may be fading from Wimbledon’s tennis courts.
But the nearby Common is filled with noises of a far more primal nature…
As that’s where the World Dogging Championships are taking place.
Held over three days, starting today, it sees the planet’s top outdoor sex enthusiasts pitched against each other.
Each round sees two competing couples perform in an all- electric Nissan Leaf with five watchers.
The winning pair is whoever makes the five men watching spunk up first.
It is the first time the event has been held since lockdown.
At the last competition, held in Hamburg, Germany, the winners were Jans and Mary Sjolburg of Norway.
Spunking
It was their fifth straight win and in the final round they achieved full spunking within just three minutes, beating fellow finalists Pierre and Marie Dupont from France by a massive nine minutes.
But the competition is wide open this year as the Sjolburgs have divorced.
And while plucky Jans is competing with a new partner, it is believed his ex- wife Mary and her 32EE boobs were the real reason for their victories.
British hopes lie with Bill and Cara Poynton, from Macclesfield in Cheshire.
The pair have been dogging for 10 years but this is their first international tournament.
Cara told Sunday Sport: “In the car parks and laybys of Cheshire I have seen a bloke spunk up within seconds of seeing me taking Bill’s hard cock on the back seat of our Peugeot 5008.
“Hopefully we can take that kind of form to the championships.
“Because I love the feel of jizz raining down on my boobs as I ride my husband’s big cock.
“The switch of car may prove tricky – we’re used to a lot more space – but I’m sure we will cope.”
A spokesman for the International Dogging and Sex People Association said: “We are all glad to be back after COVID and are hoping for a really successful tournament.
“After 19 years we are also proud to be the first tournament that will be carbon neutral.
“And it is good to be back at the home of dogging, too – Britain will always hold a special place in the heart of doggers worldwide.”