GCSE BOY POOS IN TEACHERS’ KETTLE
School forced to close for health & safety reasons
EXAMS were thrown into chaos when a school had to be evacuated – after a pupil PLOPPED in the teachers’ tea break kettle.
Mason Prendergast, 16, loosed his youthful bowels into the kettle after sneaking into the staff room before classes.
The workshy father- of- two’s vile act was discovered when the head of languages went to make a cup of camomile for her nerves and unwittingly heated Prendergast’s stools to boiling point.
A “Level 5 Contamination Emergency” was declared at the school – which cannot be named for legal reasons – and the site was evacuated for the rest of the day while a council team cleaned up.
Three exams were cancelled and will have to be rescheduled after discussions with the exam board.
Prendergast was identified as the culprit when he boasted of his wickedness on social media.
It’s believed the lad pulled the sick stunt as he was worried he was not adequately prepared for his GCSE film studies exams . A spokesman for the school, in Crewe, Cheshire, refused to confirm what action would be taken against him but said there had been a “proportionate response to the incident”.
Mum Whitney Garner, 29, rasped: “It’s not our Mason’s fault. He’s got that LAPD and the teachers pick on him but the doctors says he can’t have any more of that rin- tin- tin because he sells it to junkies on the rec.
“It’s not fair. I’m off down that social first thing Monday morning because me nana says I can get compo as she saw it on Heir Hunters.”