NEWCASTLE FAN BUMMED TO DEATH BY ZEBRA

Safari horror for John

TOON BARMY: John in happier times

to go – bummed to death by a zebra.” An expert told the inquest that a fully- grown male zebra’s erect penis would do “terrible damage” to the human rectum and death would follow within hours without emergency surgery.

John was declared dead by a medical team helicoptered in to the scene of the incident.

The coroner recorded a verdict of death by misadventure.