BUM SNIFFER SPOTTED LURKING AT POLLING STATION Fears for referendum result after ‘irregularities’

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POLAR bears can swim 60 miles without stopping. GOTCHA! Notorious sniffer is caught on camera THE EU referendum result could be sensationally REVERSED after a notorious pervert was caught on camera sniffing women’s ARSES.

Photos taken at a polling station in Crewe, Cheshire, caught Clinton Dennison – famous for sniffing bike saddles – engaging in his depraved ways while Brits exercised their democratic right last Thursday.

Forensic investigation of the photos has revealed that Dennison, 35, hid in a CARDBOARD BOX, then crept up to a middle- aged female voter to inhale her bottom vapours – in a move away from simply sniffing recently- vacated saddles.

The Representation of the People Act specifically bans “intimate interference” with anyone in a polling station casting their vote.

Constitutional expert Dr John Keynes of the University of West Lancashire, STINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX: Photograph shows Dennison inside card container – set to inhale lady voter’s bum scent said: “This sole act could invalidate the WHOLE referendum result.

“The electoral authorities take a very dim view of all types of interference.

“And this is the most serious type of intimate meddling.

“If anyone launched a court action they would almost certainly win, and the result could be declared invalid – so a new poll must be called.

“Mr Dennison, if he is found guilty, would be liable to a substantial prison term and, theoretically, the full costs of re- running the referendum.”

It’s thought that David Cameron, who said he would resign after the Leave campaign won the referendum 52%- 48%, has asked to be kept informed of developments.