Penis potion ring smashed

COPS have smashed a £ 2million- a- month smuggling ring which handled banned penis enlargement potions from Russia.

Officers from the Trans- National Crime Coordination Division swooped on three addresses in the Thai sex resort of Pattaya and seized hundreds of sachets of Titan Gel – advertised as being an “effective penis enlargement solution”.

It’s thought that the Russian- made gel was being knocked out to the masses of western sex tourists who flock to the fleshpots of Pattaya.

No charges have yet been filed and the investigation is ongoing.

Charges may include tax evasion, distribution of illegal products and “not displaying Thai labels.”