Parents pack kiddies off to camp so they can have orgy

RANDY Yank mums and dads are packing their kids off to summer camp – then indulging in BOOZE and DRUG- FUELLED orgies!

A new report has found that well- heeled thirtysomething parents are enjoying the long summer hols more than their kids.

Elle, a fitness instructor whose two kids are away for the first summer ever, said: “As soon as our children left, we’ve been in nonstop party mode – it’s seven weeks of freedom.”

Elle said she and her husband were enjoying parties with pot, magic mushrooms, ecstasy and group sex.

She explained: “This is the first time in nine years I’m not having to be a mum – I want no responsibility.

“Some friends have swingers parties – I’ve seen group sex . . . it’s no pressure, go with the flow. It’s summer.”

The report in the respected New York Times also quotes Lori Zaslow, 39, a relationship expert and co- founder of a matchmaking service, who said: “It’s your second chance if you didn’t get to do things when you were younger.”