LEGAL HIGH LOON STICKS FACE IN BLENDER
…Now he looks like Hannibal Lecter victim
A DRUG fiend who scoffed a packet of a new synthetic drug put his face in a food processor – with horrific results.
Long- time dope fiend Graham Jarvis, 52, stirred the powdered Chinese- made narcotic – called Marble – into his favourite Tizer and gulped the lot down.
A druggie pal, who witnessed the ensuing horror at Jarvis’s bedsit in Crewe, Cheshire, said that his friend began acting “really strange” after taking the concoction.
The pal – who asked to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals – said: “Graham’s f** king weird at the best of times but when he’d swallowed the Marble he took off.
“He said there were ants pissing out of his Jap’s eye – sorry, chap’s eye – and that his face was all itchy.
“In the end, he went to the blender and said he was going to put his face in it. I thought he was pissing but then he did it. There was f** king blood everywhere.”
After months of reconstructive surgery, Graham is now out of hospital but is unable to talk as his tongue and lips fell foul of the blender. He communicates via notes, telling reporters: ROUGH: Jarvis looks like Verger ( below) “I look like that Mason Verger off of Hannibal – which is a bit cool. But our lass isn’t too happy as I can’t lick her out.”
In the 2001 Silence of the Lambs sequel Hannibal, Mason Verger is a reclusive billionaire who was tricked into carving off his own face by Hannib al Lecter.