THE NAKED BRAMBLER

HEDGE STRIPPER: Barely believable sight for walkers A FAMILY enjoying a country walk in the glorious sunshine got the shock of their lives when they were confronted by a NAKED man squatting in a hedge!

Barry and Julia Forbes were taking daughter Phoebe, 10, and son Jack, 6, for a ramble near their home in Alton Pancras, Dorset.

But their idyllic day was RUINED when they spotted the bare- arsed oddball in the hedgerow.

Commodities trader Barry, 52, barked: “We only manage to get down to our cottage in Dorset every few weeks as I have a high- pressure job in the City.

“We were expecting a nice walk with the kids, but what we got was a pervert in the privets.

Bizarre

“I called out ‘ Hey, you there!’ He stood up, yammered some yokel gibberish and ran off.

“Honestly, Dorset is a lovely place but there are far too many locals with their bizarre country ways.”

Julia, 34, said: “At first we thought he was masturbating, but fortunately he only appeared to be picking blackberries. The awful little man. I simply had to take a photo.”

Wild food expert Richard Huntingdon said: “Well I never did! Naked blackberrying!

“It’s to be hoped that if he was making jam from his blackberries he put clothes on first.

“Boiling jam on the bellend is an injury you don’t come back from in a hurry, believe you me.”