Pig masks laser bonk pair hunted

TWO sex people shagging against a waterwheel who shot two Pokémon Go hunters with LASERS are being hunted by cops.

Two teenage brothers wandered out with their smartphones to play the mobile phone game, but instead of finding Pikachu or Squirtle they came face to face in the park with a humping couple.

The lads’ mother, who is not being identified for fear of reprisals, said: “They wore rubber masks depicting pigs’ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser.”

A laser beam hit one of the teens in the face and the children rushed back home, shaken but luckily unharmed.

The masked shooters, who also wore T- shirts labelled ‘ King’ and ‘ Queen’, were next seen by motorists as they continued having sex.

Traffic backed up as drivers slowed down to ogle the pair in Insjön, Sweden.

Police are concerned about the alleged laser attack and public sex. YOU should’ve been at the manicure world championships. What a nail- biting finish. – Tim Vine