ARDS OF THE YEAR AND THEY’RE BACK… TOP IN SMILE CLUB? Porn spoofs battle it out

EVERY vote counts, folks!

The sensational SHAFTAs awards are just around the corner and it’s up to YOU to have your say and vote for your favourite porn stars!

Don’t forget that every vote cast is automatically entered into a raffle to win VIP tickets to the awards show in central London on the September 8th.

This week we are showcasing the nominees for Best Parody – and what a selection of filthy flicks they are!

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Poledick is the film every middle- aged UK housewife has been gagging for!

But this period drama- cumfuckfest isn’t just for the girls, there are plenty of filthy sluts in this to get any red- blooded male reaching for the phone to vote!

The infamous Gobblecocks from last year is nominated to win the prestigious SHAFTA.

Starring mega- MILF Rebecca More and Euro- slut Tina Kay, this film packs a punch. It even left the top bods at Channel 4 asking Television X not to show it. Maybe they were scared people would prefer it to the original?

We’ve all seen ant and Dec in the Jungle talking to the stars on I’m A Celbrity, but I’m A Porn Star, Get Me Out Of Here has so much more to give than just eating creepy- crawlies. Trust us, these girls will put ANYTHING in their mouths!

It’s very important to not have a soggy bottom when baking a cake, but it’s hard for the girls in The Great British Bonk Off to keep themselves from getting wet when there asked to perform the rudest acts with a rolling pin!

Finally, The Unshaggables is asking for your vote. Don’t worry, it hasn’t got much to do with the famous TV show about people who are not known for being particularly ‘ dateable’, but it does have a lot of sexy British girls who want to be better at shagging, and oh do they learn!

There’s something for everyone in this category, so get voting NOW. Remember. the more you vote, the more chance you have of winning VIP tickets to the pornstar- studded event.