Portaloo woman’s sh* tstorm terror

AN UNLUCKY beer festival fan was left covered in SHIT after getting trapped in a stinky Portaloo.

The hapless woman popped to the loo during an ale fest last weekend when she got accidentally locked in the toilet.

The unnamed lady was enjoying a weekend at Abbfest – a beer, food event in Newton Abbot, Devon – when her loo nightmare began.

Security staff had to be called in to move the Portaloos so emergency vehicles could attend another incident.

As the shitters started to move, the woman still trapped inside began to scream as the contents of the bog sloshed about.

Organisers were left red- faced by the shitstorm but luckily the woman was rescued and, despite being heavily soiled, managed to see the funny side.