Brewer’s droop gadget lets lads have stiff drink

HELEN BAXENDALE (RACHEL) KAREN DAVID (ANGELA)

RANDY blokes are stocking up on a revolutionary new “cock brace” ahead of the Christmas party season – to guard against the dreaded brewer’s DROOP!

The £ 40 Stays- Hard gadget allows men to keep it up for an eye- watering 12 hours and was designed to help chaps who suffer from slack cock and premature ejaculation.

And the dick- splint will also lend a hand if you’ve drunk too much at the works do.

Stays- Hard boss Richard Wylie ( above) said the device is ideal for partygoers who’ve overindulged.

He added that the Stays- Hard – which is delivered in discreet packaging and can be used with condoms – is also ideal for fellas over- excited by finally bedding a lass they’ve been lusting over.

He said: “Imagine that you’ve met the girl of your dreams and they’ve got expectations of you – and if you can’t fulfil your duties and satisfy your partner, then you get the old cliché: ‘ Is that all?’

“With Stays- Hard, a guy can put it on and because it keeps the penis erect it means even if that guy only lasted 30 seconds, he could ejaculate and then carry on and satisfy his partner.” OLD FEET: Cast reassemble for new series