1984

1 I Just Called To Say I Love You – Stevie Wonder 2 Careless Whisper – George Michael 3 Ghostbusters – Ray Parker Jr 4 Agadoo – Black Lace 5 Pride ( In The Name Of Love) – U2 6 Dr Beat – Miami Sound Machine 7 Like To Get To Know You Well – Howard Jones 8 Passengers – Elton John 9 Big In Japan Alphaville 10 Lost In Music Sister Sledge – – WONDERING what to get the missus for her birthday?

How about a handbag made from a dead cat?

The “Glamour Puss” bag, is up for sale on auction site TradeMe, with a start price of just 50p.

Taxidermist Claire Third said she’d picked up the roadkill cat and kept it in her freezer for three months before she decided to turn it into a piece of art.

Reaction to the bag has been mixed, with some calling it “disgusting”.

Ms Third, of Christchurch, New Zealand, said she decided to turn the cat corpse into a bag as “he had a particularly nice face, and the rest of him was squashed”.

The auction blurb says it’s “a very stylish handbag for the girl that has everything”. A MAN who chopped off his own foreskin described the agonising procedure as “like cutting through a bacon rind”. Roman Kulanovski was forced to perform the procedure after his bellend was left in agony by a condition called phimosis. The 38- year- old’s foreskin had tightened around his cock leaving him unable to have sex, but doctors refused to treat him because the condition wasn’t life threatening. So he downed a bottle of vodka, disinfected a sharp knife and chopping board and started to slice through his cock sleeve.

Pain

Describing the DIY operation, Roman said: “The very first incision didn’t hurt at all. I thought everything was going to be OK – then after a few seconds the pain hit. “Then came the blood. Like a river, flowing over my fingers and trickling off the table, covering my bare feet. But I had to keep going. “I needed to get my foreskin off. It was difficult as all the blood made everything slippery and it was difficult to get a grip. “Cutting through the last bit was the most difficult. It was like trying to slice through a bacon rind.” Roman, from Moscow, added: “It was my. Doctors turned me down and this affected me psychologically. “I felt hurt. I was diagnosed with a serious problem, and they delayed the surgery.” Phimosis is common in toddlers and children, for whom it is not normally a problem, but it is unusual in older boys and adults. Circumcision is considered usually only as a last resort if other treatments have failed, but it carries risks such as bleeding and infection. HURT: Roman sliced off foreskin