Dog attack turned sheep lesbian

A FARMER claims his sheep have been turned LESBIAN after they were attacked by a walker’s dog.

Martin Cumberledge says his ewes are refusing to be serviced by his ram after they were scared by the crazed hound, which left one sheep with a cut ear.

And he reckons the trauma of the attack could end up costing him thousands.

The 54- year- old, from Bala, north Wales, said: “This bloody hiker came up with one of those stupid cockapoo dogs running around untethered.

“As soon as I saw him I started I’m baa- my for minge! tearing towards him on my tractor to tell him to get the dog on a lead.

“But it was too late. The dog started barking like crazy and one of the sheep ran into a barbed wire fence, cutting her ear.

“That was last week. It’s tupping season now and I’ve spent a fortune hiring a good ram, but the girls don’t want anything to do with him.

“They prefer each other’s company, if you know what I mean.

“I want compo for this. My sheep have gone lesbian and I’ll have no lambs next year.

“I’ll be ruined.”