SCHOOL MISS NOSHED OFF PUPIL IN CLASSROOM

CLASSIC OF THE WEEK! Spunk stain spotted on her blouse

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“I like arses, me.” A SCHOOL Miss has been arrested after she was caught giving BLOWJOBS to a pupil in her classroom.

Justine Nelson came under suspicion after colleagues spotted a semen stain on her blouse following a lunchtime teaching session with the 15- year- old boy.

But she was only caught when the teen posted naked pictures online that she’d sent him.

His fellow students saw the X- rated snaps of the 30- year- old Miss and told the school’s head teacher.

Police said Nelson sucked off the lad at least three times – once in the classroom where the stain was made.

Brazen

She has been charged with one count of oral copulation with a minor and two counts of possession of child pornography.

Nelson’s relationship with the teen began last spring while he was a student in her class, according to investigators with the Fresno Police Dept, California.

A police source said: “She gobbled him off in the classroom. Can you freakin’ believe that?

“It’s just so brazen. We know of three times when it happened as we have evidence that LESSONS IN ORAL LOVE: Justine Nelson things were noticed.

“One of her fellow teachers said she saw a jizz stain on her blouse one afternoon that hadn’t been there in the morning.

“She didn’t report it at the time because it seemed too outlandish.

“But when the lad posted nudey snaps of the teacher online the school had to act, and we were brought in.

“Some might think he’s a lucky lad but this kind of thing can have deep psychological consequences.

“Especially because she’s not that much of a looker.”

The Fresno Unified School District released a statement last week, saying: “In the event these allegations are proven factual, the district will take swift and appropriate action.”