THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP SE CONFIDENTIALX AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

THERE’S a woman who I work with and she’s giving me the horn.

Every day she’s yabbering away about what she did in bed last night. She goes into explicit detail and doesn’t seem embarrassed to talk about sucking, using sex toys and even taking it up the shitter.

The other day she started telling me how she loved to have a fella pour his filthy concrete all over her 34D tits – and then she liked to lick it all off.

I got a massive boner – which she noticed – and she told me to meet her in the women’s loo in five minutes. I’m married and only ever been with my wife, so I bottled it. But I can’t get her out of my head. What should I do? I AM a 20- year- old student and do a bit of window cleaning in my spare time to help make ends meet.

At one house the woman left me alone in the front bedroom to do the inside glass and I couldn’t resist a rifle through her knicker drawer.

I got caught red- handed, but instead of going mad at me she said that as I liked knickers so much, why didn’t I take her’s off! So pulled down her thong and tongued her wet fanny. After about five minutes she was begging me to f** k her. She got on the bed and I banged her from behind to a chorus of moans, groans and screams, and later on she gave me a fantastic gobble.

Afterwards, we went downstairs and her 18- year- old daughter was watching TV. I was stunned because I had chatted her up in the student union bar a couple of nights before and she’d sucked me off in the toilets.

What do you make of that coincidence? What’s in the diary for today, Andrea? IF you want to shag her, go ahead and do it and get it out of your system. But don’t get caught! IT’S a long shot, but ask if they fancy a threesome! Er… nothing… as usual KK, Belfast GW, Manchester Great! That means time for making the sex, then!