‘ Thief’ charged over jail w* nk

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BARKING: Danner is said to have had sex with dogs like these A MAN landed in double trouble when he had a wank – while being held in a police cell on suspicion of thieving deodorant.

John Mongiovi, 45, said he had to “pleasure himself” because he’d heard a woman and “saw her through the crack in the window blind.”

He is now is charged with indecent exposure in addition to a charge of theft of hygiene products from a store in Palm Beach, Florida.