OLD DOG GUIDES OF MICE & MAN

A MOTORING guide from 1935 – which is believed to be the first to include details of roadside DOGGING areas – is expected to fetch up to £ 5,000 at auction in Gloucester this week. A 42- YEAR- OLD found lying naked in a field next to a tape recorder playing rodent mating noises was trying to get field mice to scamper up his ARSE, cops in Cheshire believe.