AGONY

THE WORLD FAMOUS DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP SE CONFIDENTIALX AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I KNOW a lot of people find strawberries and bananas quite erotic.

But at a recent neighbour’s house party I had a very saucy time with some more savoury snacks.

The hostess – who’s single, like me – heated up some hot dogs with onions and as I was sat in the lounge eating mine she came and sat next to me, grabbed a sausage off my plate and started to suck on it very suggestively. She surprised me by saying she wished my cock was in her mouth! Then she dragged me upstairs to the bathroom, locked the door and sucked me off to completion.

But the problem is now I can’t look at frankfurters without getting a hard- on – as I remember the blowie from my fit neighbour.

Is this normal behaviour? I WAS flicking through one of my older copies of Sunday Sport the other day and came across pictures of a famous footballer getting shagged up the arse with a strap- on.

I’m not gay, and I’ve never had any fantasies about f** king a bloke, but I reckon it might be good fun with a lady doing it. He looked like he was enjoying himself, anyway. The only trouble is, I’m a bit squeamish and the thought of being penetrated up the shitpipe is putting me off a bit. So I just want to know is it painful? I’ve spoken to my girlfriend about it and she’s dead keen to give it a go, and reckons if I let her do it to me, she promises I can shag her up the shitter, too. Can you offer us any tips? I’ve got the result of your sperm test and… it’s DELICIOUS! GT, Rochester SOUNDS like you need to pop over to hers again – and slip her your sausage! AP, Stockton USE plenty of lube and your fingers first and make sure you’ve not just eaten a curry and downed eight pints.