IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Life to be ‘wiped out’ by COCK-SHAPED asteroid
HUMAN civilisation is on the brink of being wiped out – by a massive asteroid shaped like an immense COCK ‘ N’ BALLS! A phallic space rock larger than the Empire State Building is on collision course with the Earth, NASA warned last week. When the asteroid hits – with the power of more than ONE BILLION Hiroshima bombs – it will instantly vapourise an area the size of Peru. It will also throw up enough debris to cover the entire planet to the thickness of a 1987 Inner London telephone directory – smothering crops and insect life.
Disaster
The dust will also block out the sun for more than 200 YEARS, leading to a new Ice Age and the sea freezing as far south as the Canary Islands.
The rock – 2015 BN509 – came close to Earth earlier this month when it flew past at 44,000mph.
Nasa has labelled the asteroid, which about 660ft wide by 1,310ft long, as ‘ potentially hazardous’.
The asteroid was caught flying close range by a radio telescope called the Arecibo Observatory.
Dr Edgard Rivera- Valentín, a scientist at the observatory in Puerto Rico, said: “The shape comes from the fact that it is a contact binary where two parts could not successfully orbit each other and fell back together.”
The boffin added that early international cooperation could save the world from disaster.
He explained: “An asteroid impact, unlike other natural catastrophes, can actually be avoided.
“The data from Arecibo can be used by Nasa to inform a planetary defence mission.”