IN PRINCESS KATE BUM SEX SHAME

HERE’S the reason Rihanna is the musician that most people listened to when they were playing hide the sausage on Valentine’s Day… She’s RED HOT! Lovers who planned to celebrate Valentine’s Day with some music in the bedroom took part in a survey -- and most opted do it to Rihanna.

Leading streaming service Spotify marked the holiday of love last Tuesday by analysing playlists described by users as songs for making love.

The top choice was Rihanna’s Sex With Me, a track off her latest album Anti in which the racy singer boasts of her prowess in the sack.

One fan said: “Rihanna makes my wee- wee point up. But I don’t have a girlfriend. Well… not a real one.” PALACE courtiers were being comforted last night after Princess Kate was falsely accused of enjoying ANAL SEX.

And the ghastly slur was not scrawled on a lavatory wall or posted on a far- left republican chatroom – the revolting aspersion appeared on the website of the once- respectable DAILY MAIL newspaper!

The rumpus started innocently enough with a series of photographs taken of the much- loved Duchess of Cambridge as she visited Air Cadets at RAF Wittering near Peterborough, Cambs.

The fashion- conscious Royal was sporting a designer £ 760 red blazer by Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini twinned with a pair of black skinny jeans, which showed off her toned figure.

But the pics proved far too much for some excitable Mail readers, who are often drip- fed a pictorial diet of “all grown up” nymphette celebrities online.

One reader, calling himself Radical_ Tarquin and claiming to be the from the left-wing enclave of Brighton, posted the vile comment: “You just know where she wants it.”

The sickening post was a none- too- subtle reference to bum – or ‘ taboo’ – sex.

And another Mail reader, MintyMarlfox of Birmingham, leered: “She’s going to make a great QILF one day”.

‘ QILF’ stands for “Queen I’d Like to F** k”.

One Mail insider said: “There was a time when we stood for good manners, mild racism and house prices.

“We’re plunging into the gutter now.” RIGHT ROYAL ARSES: Online fans get cheeky