Veal get our own back for fiver moans

PRO- MEAT activists have started a petition asking the Bank of England to make new fivers out of VEAL – to upset vegans!

Militant carrot- chewers kicked up a stink last year when they found that tiny amounts of tallow – an animal fat – were used in the manufacture of the new notes.

Last week the Bank of England told the crazed nut- munchers to take a running jump when they announced that the notes would NOT be withdrawn.

But now carnivore zealots want the Bank to go further and use veal – the flesh of baby cows – in any new currency.

Meat fan Paul Vance of Norwich, who started the petition, raged: “I’m sick to the back teeth of these pasty- faced vegans bellyaching about every little thing.

“We should put veal into bank notes – just to piss the beardy bastards off.

“And panda, too. Panda would be good.”