Roses are red, violets are blue …I caught the missus sucking off my grandad!

ROMANTIC Peter Sugden thought he would surprise his wife Helen by coming home from work early on Valentine’s Day – with a bunch of flowers for her.

But when he arrived at the couple’s neat two- up two- down terraced home in Huddersfield, W Yorks, it was Pete who got the surprise…

Because his 83- year- old GRANDAD Alf was nudging his wife’s TONSILS with his old wrinkly cock!

Speaking from the boozer where he went to recover from the shock, plumber Pete told our reporter: “If I’d caught any other bloke being sucked off by my missus, I would have deck ed him on the spot.

“But you can hardly hit your own grandad, can you. Especially at his age. In a way, I’m rather proud of him for being able to get so much as a semi- on at his time of life.

Bladder

“But as for Helen, she can f** k off, the f** king slag.”

As he sank more comforting lager, Peter told Sunday Sport that he and Helen had taken in his grandfather who was convalescing after a bladder operation.

He said: “The house smelled LOVE’S YOUNG DREAM: Helen and Peter pictured together five years ago like a gents’ toilets for six months, but Grandad seemed to be getting better.

“Clearly he was, because he was well enough to get sucked off by my f** king wife. On Valentine’s Day, too!”

Last night Helen begged Pete to return.

When Sunday Sport contacted her, she said: “I’d had too much cider and I thought to myself that it would be nice to suck off Pete’s grandad.

“I now know that was a bad idea, of course. “I would never do it again.” Alf is believed to have gone on pensioners’ holiday in Spain “while the dust settles”. COME on fellas! What are you waiting for? 1,000s of horny women like our Katie here are looking for no- strings encounters with ordinary guys like you. They don’t care about looks, age or anything other than a working c** k! IT’S A FAMILY AFFAIR: Helen with Alf before his operation