Cock ring sex is top priority at uni

BOFFINS at a top university are asking for volunteers – to wear COCK RINGS!

Scientists at Kings College, London, are looking for men willing to wear a variety of rings over their cocks “to measure the relationship between satisfaction and depth of penetration during sexual intercourse”.

The research effort comes from the uni’s Institute of Psychiatry, and is officially dubbed Am I Normal? Investigating the Relationship between Penis Length and Sexual Satisfaction.

The study has the full approval of the Psychiatry, Nursing and Midwifery Research Ethics Committee.

Specifically, the scientists are aiming to recruit heterosexual couples that “have been in a relationship for more than six months and who have intercourse at least twice a week”.

The recruitment blurb says “couples will be required to have intercourse whilst using a penile ring which limits the depth of penetration” – and they are required to complete a detailed questionnaire after every bonk.