Who said romance is dead...?

A RANDY couple advertised their love for X- rated BUM FUN in the Valentine Day message section of their local newspaper.

A horny reader placed the saucy message for their partner in the Hull Daily Mail’s Valentine’s Day section and described exactly what he had in store for his missus.

Felching

“Jace” called his wife Carla an ‘ anal vulture’ and said he couldn’t wait to get home and indulge in their favourite bedroom antics.

And, according to Jace, Carla’s favourite things are kinky fetish acts such as ‘ felching, fisting snuffling for truffles’.

WhenSunday Sport called the Hull Daily Mail to ask about the anal vulture advert, the reporter simply sighed and said ‘ Oh God!’ before rushing off to speak to her superiors.

Sunday Sport simply asked whether the cheeky advert was checked before it was inserted into the family- friendly newspaper.

But the paper refused to comment.

Hull has been designated City of Culture 2017. and