Frogs told to shag.. or die!
THE French may boast they are the world’s best lovers but now their top doctors have ordered them to have more nookie – or die!
The Federation Française de Cardiologie has told French people that nookie works as an anti- depressant and there are also multiple benefits to cardio- vascular health.
The docs also insisted that sex “helps eliminate toxins, increases heart rate, helps circulation and strengthens muscles in the heart”.
A French medical insider said: “The French are always boasting about their sexual prowess but do in fact spend more time talking about it than doing it.
“The main reason is that French men are bone idle and the thought of a few minutes’ physical exertion brings them out in a sweat.”