DONALD JUMP!
Yank President in bizarre bid to join Channel 4 show
EMBATTLED Donald Trump has ordered lackeys to get him on Channel Four winter sports show The Jump to deflect attention from his foreign policy woes. The Yank President reckons that an appearance on the allaction show will boost his popularity. An insider said: “The President yelled, ‘ Get me on that goddamned Limey ski show. I could replace Bradley Wiggins now he’s broken his leg’. “We said he should concentrate on being President, but he quickly reminded us that Barack Obama did that TV show in the wilderness with Bear Grylls. “His mind’s set on it – to be honest, I think his old mind’s gone.” Last week a group of 35 American psychiatrists signed an open letter expressing concerns Trump was too unstable to be Commander- in- Chief of the United States.