‘ Hated’ roses rammed up hubby’s arse

AN unlucky husband who got his missus the wrong sort of flowers for Valentine’s Day ended up with the blooms rammed up his ARSE!

Lionel Pemberton, 45, bought his wife roses – forgetting she hated the romantic flowers and preferred tulips.

Fiery wife Eileen ( above) forced the henpecked fella to bend over and shoved the thorny stems up his jacksy – causing anal lacerations that required hospital treatment.

Mrs Pemberton, of Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, now faces charges of spousal abuse and criminal mischief.

Out on bail, she said last night: “He knows I hate roses. The man is an idiot, an idiot, I tell you.”

A police spokesman laughed: “This is one of the more unusual Valentine callouts we’ve received.

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