JESS’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
1KILLER Ian Huntley has asked inmates at his prison to call him what? a) Lian b) Leanora c) Jimmy Savile d) Alan
2PLAYBOY magazine announced what this week? a) The return of colour photographs b) The return of nude photographs c) The return of the Mack d) The return of Tara Palmer Tomkinson
3WHO has been announced as the replacement for Mary Berry ( right) on The Great British Bake Off? a) James Martin b) Nigella Lawson c) Prue Leith d) One of the Smash robot aliens from the 1980s adverts 4CITY workers at Lloyds of London are furious because… a) Bosses banned them from drinking b) Bosses banned them from wearing shorts c) Bosses banned them from taking a dump in work hours d) Bosses banned them from being ugly
5WHAT did jailbird Charles Bronson do while being visited at HMP Wakefield? a) Ask his girlfriend to smuggle him a file in a cake b) Ask his girlfriend to marry him c) Ask his girlfriend to wear a Scooby- Doo costume to visit him d) Ask his girlfriend to pose in the nude so he can paint her
6LA LA LAND won loads of awards at the BAFTASs but what is the name of the musical’s female lead? a) Emma Stone b) Emma Glass c) Emma Water d) Emma Earth
7WHY did five- time Olympic gold medallist Sir Bradley Wiggins ( below) have to leave Channel 4 show The Jump? a) He was caught with performance enhancing drugs b) He broke his leg c) He had a motor in his skis d) He broke his back
8MARTIN Kemp says his wedding cake was made of what? a) Pork b) Kit Kats c) Cannabis d) Babycham
9WHAT happened to James Arthur, according to a court case? a) He was punched repeatedly in the face b) He was stamped on the face, repeatedly c) He was glassed in the face d) He had hundreds of tiny nails hammered into his face
10HOW did Kim Jong- nam ( left) – the half- brother of North Korea leader Kim Jong Un – get assassinated? a) By poisoned chopsticks b) By poisoned opium c) By poisoned needles d) By poisoned dildo
11WHO has emerged as bookies’ favourite to play the new Doctor Who? a) Tilda Swinton b) Tara Fitzgerald c) Tina O’Brien d) Tim from The Office
12WORLD Cup winner George Cohen said he will donate what to science? a) His feet b) His brain c) His eyes d) His cock
13WHICH former pop star is about to star in EastEnders? a) Rolf Harris b) Lee Ryan c) Mark Owen d) Mickey Dolenz
14GETTING more what could stop people getting colds and flu? a) Sex b) Vitamin D c) Vitamin C d) Heroin
15RUSSIAN football fans have promised what to their English counterparts at the World Cup in 2018? a) A festival of love b) A festival of hate c) A festival of violence d) Glastonbury Festival