Sunday Sport

GIRLS GIVE ME HEAD ’COS I LOOK LIKE ED

EXCLUSIVE

- By NICK APPLEYARD nick@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

LUCKY LOOKS: Russell’s resemblanc­e to star is getting him lots of female sex attention A LOOKALIKE of chart- topping superstar Ed Sheeran has told how he’s had blowjobs off a staggering EIGHTY- SIX women since Christmas.

Russell Howerd, 31, is the double of crooner Ed and boasted to Sunday Sport: “It’s bloody great because women are queuing to suck me off.”

Mature student Russell insists that when pop fans come onto him he never claims to be the real Ed Sheeran, 26, so he’s not seen as “some kind of sexual conman.”

“I just let the ladies think what they want and let them get on with it,” said the stud, who’s studying IT in his hometown of Hartlepool.

He added: “I share Ed’s stylish ginger hair, blue eyes and rugged man features and that’s why his fans think I’m the real deal.

“Women come up to me and say stuff like, ‘ F*** in’ hell, it’s you, Ed Sheeran! Me knickers are soppin’, fancy taking us round the back of Argos for a trembler?’

Ethical

“I just play it cool and reply with, ‘ Hey, take it easy lady, a suck will do for now’.

“I never say that I actually am Ed because he might do me for infringeme­nt of copyright or summat.

“It’s much simpler and more ethical just to say as little as possible and let my ginger- pubed cock do the talking.”

Russell, who speaks with a strong Teesside accent, says he only discovered his likeness to the Shape of You hunk late last year when he grew his hair and stopped shaving.

He said: “Before then I looked nothing like him and couldn’t get a sniff of minge unless I paid for it.

“Now the women can’t get enough of me. I’ve had 86 noshes since Christmas and about half as many shags.

“And long may it continue. I just hope telling my story to Sunday Sport doesn’t highlight the fact that I’m not Ed Sheeran and just plain old Russell Howerd who’s getting his dick wet on the coattails of a ginger sex god.”

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