Naked house invader nicked

A MARRIED science teacher grinned from ear to ear as she posed for a mugshot after being arrested on suspicion of having full penetrative sex with a STUDENT.

Sarah Fowlkes, 27 ( left), has been suspended from her job at Lockhart High School in Texas and could go to prison over the alleged crime.

Fowlkes, who was a biology teacher at the school since October 2014, was booked into Caldwell County Jail.

A school administrator contacted the police about an inappropriate relationship between a student and a teacher.

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A complaint was made of them having oral and vaginal sex.

Detectives interviewed a 17- yearold pupil who admitted having sex with Fowlkes.

Lockhart Independent School District suspended her pending an appearance before the State Board.

School superintendent Susan Bohn said: “Lockhart parents entrust their children to us every day, it’s something we do not take lightly. THE most Scottish thing I’ve ever seen? I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o’clock at night and there was this guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside. – Frankie Boyle A FAMILY of four came home to find a NAKED woman passed out on their living room couch.

The shocked home owners discovered the nude intruder in their house in Pevely, Missouri.

A police spokesmansaid: “Apparently she got naked in the house. She thought she was in a different place.”

The dad told the woman to leave before calling the cops, who found her a couple of blocks away.

A 55- year- old woman – who has not been named – was arrested on suspicion of numerous charges, including failure to comply, resisting arrest and property damage.

It wasn’t clear how she had entered the home.

But she is believed to be the same woman who drove a pickup truck through the front of a house on February 3. ORAL EXAM: Sarah and ( below) Lockheart High School

“Student safety is the district’s most important priority. As soon as we learned of the report, we acted swiftly to involve law enforcement and conduct a thorough investigation. The district does not and will not tolerate any improper communication or contact between a teacher and child.”

On her old profile page on the school’s website Fowlkes wrote: “I have high expectations of myself as a teacher as well as of my students and I hope that this will be a formula for achievement.

“I want this to be an enjoyable year for all of my students but also a productive, challenging and encouraging one.”