Irish are the world leaders – in BOOZING!
IRELAND is the DRUNKEST country in the world, a notentirelysurprising poll has revealed.
The Irish topped an international poll for boozing BEFORE a night out, with 85 per cent of people admitting they enjoy a few jars at home before hitting the pub.
The Global Drugs Survey, which is published in the Drug and Alcohol Review Journal, warned that drinking in the house before hitting the town often “increased risks of negative alcoholrelated consequences”.
The drinking habits of 65,126 people from 25 countries were examined for the report.
Survey leader Dr Adam R Winstock said: “Ireland’s reputation for heavy drinking is well deserved.
“They report needing to drink more alcohol than almost any other country to get as drunk as they’d want to be.”
Famous Irish drunks include Father Jack ( above) off Father Ted. HOLE LOTTA FUN: Marnie tells pals of anal experiment THE death of former IRA commander and politician Martin McGuinness caused mixed emotions across the country.
Some mourned the death of a man at the centre of the Northern Ireland peace process, others celebrated the demise of a blood- soaked Provo butcher.
Mike Gatiss, 30, of Rochdale, Greater Manchester, took the sudden news particularly hard – and leapt out of his bedroom window in despair.
Blame
TWO MUCH: Mike ( top) tried to kill himself after getting his McGuinnesses mixed up
But Mike’s anguished bid for self- destruction was a case of mistaken identity.
For he’d thought that Phoenix Nights star PADDY McGuinness had died.
His mum Maureen said: “I blame myself. I called up the stairs, ‘ Our Mike, guess what? That paddy, McGuinness, has died’. GEORDIE Shore babe Marnie Simpson has confessed she’s tried ANAL sex and LOVED it.
The 25- year- old made the bum fun announcement on the new series of the MTV reality show, which will air on Tuesday night.
Marnie revealed to her Geordie pals Chloe Ferry and Nathan Henry that she’d recently taken it up the shitter.
When the brunette entered the Newcastle house, she couldn’t wait to tell her co- stars.
She excitedly said: “Listen,
“He must have heard it as ‘ that Paddy McGuinness has died’. Mike’s a massive fan of Paddy McGuinness and has his room plastered with posters.
“I heard a crunch, as he fell and so I called for an ambulance – he’s still in hospital with a broken ankle.
“He’s in some pain but just relieved that his idol is not dead.” I’ve got something to tell you. I think you’ll be really, really, really proud of us. So I’ve experienced, recently, with the bumhole – and I had an orgasm!”
Nathan, 26, declared “You go girl! Up the bum is twice as fun” but Chloe seemed confused.
Chloe, 21, asked: “Woah, wait there, but where was the orgasm from? Where? The bumhole? Better than the fanny one?”
Marnie said ‘ Yeah!’ before claiming she felt ‘ like a new woman’ after her anal experiment.